[TheForge] RE: arthritis
Ben Barrett
stircrazyben at gmail.com
Wed Apr 25 05:08:24 EDT 2007
PaddyP, I am too young to give any good advice; I only echo my elders.
Thanks for passing this along, I always find myself listening to the
elders more than my peers... good relay here!
On that subject of the [er, my] elders, whatever happened to what we
were supposed to learn from the Great Depression?? I mean, throw the
grandparents away into a care facility I suppose, along with all the
other unwanted extra stuff?
ben
PS - oh yeah, Frosty, your BS *is* all over the place :))
(sorry, that crossed threads)
On 4/24/07, TOOL GYPSY <toolgypsy at hotmail.com> wrote:
> Good day eh,
> It amazes me that all you wise sages can give no "Real" advice to this
> poor arthritic soul.My dear departed grandmother had this cure for easing
> suffering.
> 1 Arise from the wrong side of the bed
> 2 Speak a foriegn language till noon of that day
> 3Eat several small invertebrates (worms are best)
> 4Drink from the shoe of a coal miner
> 5Curse the day you wre born
> 6Curse at your neighbors for being born
> 7 walk backwards to the outhouse(or bathroom)
> 8Drink two viles of a 150 proof rum
> 9Shoe a pregnant mare while blindfolded
> !0 and last but not least give thanks that your alive
>
> Or you could ask your doctor what he thinks would help Paddy P the
> wannabe
>
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