[TheForge] Re: Glass "funnel"

[Mike Spencer]

> Unfortunately I live in near frontier conditions and the closest
> thing I have to a butler is getting up and doing it myself. <sigh>

Not so, Frosty!  There's always mail-order butler service.  Just send
me the bottle of fine old Port.  For a very modest fee, I will use
fully traditional methods and protocols to open it with heated tongs
and a wet feather.  And I'll return the bottle post-paid within a
week.


Your faithful servant,
P. T. Barnum