[TheForge] Skinny Dippin' OT..Yak..Humor

[Mike Linn]

I thought a few of you could use a laugh...

An elderly man in central Alabama had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped
and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in
his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to
the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man ! frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim 
naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."




            Mike Linn
      Artist Blacksmith
          McCalla, AL
        AFC Webmaster
http://afc.abana-chapter.com

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