[TheForge] WITNESSES! I WANT WITNESSES!!!

[Andy Vida]

Bruce Freeman wrote:
> 
> "Home" he calls it!  Did you guys all catch that?  Andy Vida has just
> called NY/NJ "home."

	Hey, I've eaten plenty of crow on that one already.  I'm eating
	no more!
> 
> (Remember what he called it a few years back as he headed off to AZ?)

	It's still a nazi police state, but all the people I love
	are there.  yes Brtuce, I love you too, pain in the ass that
	you generally are.
> 
> Gonna be here in time for the PigFest?

	When is it?  I may leave in a week or so.  I got a subpoena
	to be a witness at the trial of the asshole that snatched my
	wallet last Dec. and did me for $5K on the cards and stole
	my favorite photo of Loida.  I'd like to help hammer that
	bastard into the asphalt, but I think I want to come home
	more.  If they cannot convict him on the evidence as it
	exists, they should all go find janitorial work or something
	similar.  I mean, they have his mug right on the surveillance
	tape as he's buying $1000 worth of ghetto-wear at the mall.

	OK, what is up with pig roasts lately?  I have NEVER ONCE
	known anyone to speak of pig roasts and this is the third
	one I've been invited to in as many weeks.  It started when
	Dan the Genius asked me to come to Seattle to partake, but
	the Jeep was wrecked but two days and I had no humor for
	roasting a pig.  Is this some new fad thing, like deep frying
	turkeys?  Actually, deep fried birds are really good.  Probably
	hell on your body, but very tastey.