[TheForge] O.T. tool humor (ADDENDUM)
John Husvar
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Fri Mar 19 07:52:00 2004
High-speed Belt Sander/Grinder: A device putatively for grinding knives,
or or smoothing other objects, this tool is known for its uncanny
ability to relocate human skin, somehow delaying the pain of that effect
for several moments after it has finished.
One may more cheaply experience this effect by leaning out an automobile
door at 70 mph and dragging one's knuckles on rough pavement.
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I am Byslexia of The Dorg.
Fesistance is rutile.
Your ass will be laminated.