[TheForge] Always wear clean underwear.

[Shannell Sugrue]

Man thats pretty funny, I was tempted to take it even further, but you did a
good job, what about the masses of 4wds, plenty of room under them to lie
down, enough under some to see someones face when approaching the vehicle,
and the husband was "standing idly by", surely he would be watching the
mechanic at work under his car and also his wife approaching and her
toughtful act? woops I did take it further....

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "terry l. ridder" <terrylr at blauedonau.com>
To: "Sponsored by ABANA" <theforge at mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Friday, July 16, 2004 1:31 PM
Subject: Re: [TheForge] Always wear clean underwear.


> hello;
>
> okay, just for grins let us take this story a part piece by piece.
>
>
>
> > From the Cape Breton Post News comes this story of a Sydney couple
> > who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in
> > the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping
> > while he fixed the car in the lot.
>
> this is inconsistant.
>
> why bother purchasing anything if it is unknown as to whether you would
> be able to get it home or not.
>
> if the man knew he could fix it or knew what was wrong why not fix it
> before it broke down in the walmart parking lot? also if it was easy for
> him to fix why bother with a mechanic?
>
> where did it break down in the parking lot. it would be way to
> convenient for the automobile to break down in a parking place. why
> would the woman leave and not help the man at least push/move the car
> out of the way of other parking lot traffic.
>
> > The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
> > On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
> > under the chassis.
>
> given the low ground clearance of most automobiles it is highly unlikely
> that any adult male would be able to get far enough under an automobile
> so that only their legs were showing.
>
> there is also the question of how would anyone notice that someone is
> under a car in a walmart parking lot. do people walk around parking lot
> looking for people laying under an automobile. most people i observe
> head straight for their vehicle and want to get out of there.
>
> i question the supposed mechanic's sanity by laying down in a parking
> lot with his legs sticking out from under an automobile. if he had any
> brains he would be worried about being run over by someone who did not
> see his legs sticking out from under the automobile.
>
> > under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
> > underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to
> > stand the embarassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put
> > her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On
>
> this is where it becomes really bogus.
> most women know what clothes their husbands wear. also most women would
> be able to recognize their husband's legs. since this woman had supposely
> gone into the walmart to shop it is safe to assume that she had either
> plastic shopping bag/bags in at least one hand perhaps two, or she was
> pushing a shopping cart. yet this woman knelt down to perform this
> supposely noble act.
>
> > regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
> > staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic,
> > however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
>
>
> -- 
> terry l. ridder ><>
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