[TheForge] Always wear clean underwear.

[Jerry Frost]

The following was posted to one of Deb's lists and she FWD'd it to me.

Frosty 
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If it ain't forged
it ain't real.
Wrought iron is.
The FrostWorks

Meadow Lakes, AK.




>From the Cape Breton PostNews comes this story of a Sydneycouple 
who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in
the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping
while he fixed the car in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to
stand the embarassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put
her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On
regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic,
however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.