[TheForge] [YAK] unimpressive BS-No!

[Mike Spencer]

> NO, no no!!
> Gravity warps space/time and anything resisting it experiences apparent
> acceleration!!! Without moving!!!
>
> My wife says we've all had too much chocolate and need to go for a walk.

That about covers it.  I made *three* batches of Piggies [1] during
the holidays this year.  Too much chocolate.  My time and space are
warped and I'm not moving!  I need more than a walk.  The tide is
right so tomorrow will be devoted to that exhilarating New Year task
of forking seaweed and hauling it home for the garden.

Why I say we need more *levity* around here.


[1] Piggies: Caramel fondant, wrapped around Brazil nuts or mixed with
    pecans, dipped in dark chocolate.  Regrettably all gone, along
    with the fudge, almond butter crunch, Shropshire cheese and
    Camembert.  There's nothing left but debris... I mean, da brie,
    which I'm finishing off as I write.

- Mike

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