[TheForge] Building a propane forge

Andy Vida [email protected]
Tue Feb 17 18:33:10 2004


[email protected] wrote:
> 
> In a message dated 2/17/2004 1:43:37 PM Pacific Standard Time,
> [email protected] writes:
> "Minuet to minuet"?? Now we have to learn another dance?? I just got the Hot-
> Iron-Drop-Quick-Step down.

	I know that one well.  In my case it is always accompanied by
	the "I just burned the life out of my <blank>" song.  It goes:

	God (*&% *^#($*% son of a (%^&!

	(*&# #*&!*(&$%% @#*)_ *($*(@$@& )*(*&$ #^(*& %+$ %(@

	Repeat the chorus as needed.

	It works far better if you prance around the slack tub.
	Better for the burned parts, anyway.  Also, beware of making
	violent head gestures as you may find yourself absent mindedly
	slamming your carapace into some relatively hard and immovable
	object, which will then cause you to break into several verses
	of "God %*&^ *$, my head, my HEAD!" which while highly entertaining
	to anyone within ear or eye shot, you may find yourself	less 
	enamoured of the need to perform.