[TheForge] Re:analog vs digital YAK
Andy Vida
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Sat Apr 3 18:29:01 2004
Dann Johnson wrote:
> Andy and Steve,
>
> The thread below has been educational for me. I knew that my old stereo
> was analog but .... Thanks all for this quickie course in
> electronics. 8 years ago, I remember sitting on the board of
> directors of our electric coop, being given the same kind of hype at an
> area convention. The presenters sounded exactly as Andy described and
> were big muckety mucks for a dot.com company, getting ready for
> the IPO. Luckily my electric coop didn't get hooked on that one either.
The vast and overwhelming majority of CEOs of the dotcoms
had absolutely ZERO qualifications for the positions. A
REAL CEO should have at least 10 years of business
experience (rule of thumb, not an absolute) and should
almost certainly be an MBA. There are all manner of highly
oblique structures and considerations in the world of professional
business that require some very specific technical business
knowledge due to their very intuitively inobvious and often
even scientifically complex nature.
Real professional business management is a highly technical
affair. A CEO is, at least in theory, responsible for
navigating the market waters and charting courses for the
company based upon various considerations such as market
research and forecasting, a black art in itself. To do this
well requires some serious talent, training, and experience.
This is more so today than ever before, what with all the
foreign competition and ever thinner margins in many sectors
such as semiconductors and mass storage devices. In addition,
the science of management has matured tremendously in the past
40 years and the days of seat of the pants CEOs enjoying great
success are basically over.
But the title "CEO" carries with it a lot of weight. When
Deloitte & Touche tried to stiff me for $60K in 97, I called
their CEO directly. When his secretary asked who I was, I
gave my name and title, CEO of Meikdo International Inc. I
was on the line with their CEO quickly and a week later I had
my check and several people in the office where I worked, who
refused to see me paid, wound up on the unemployment line. Real
CEOs don't like hearing about things like this.
I'm just some two bit, clueless d00d as far as professional
business management goes, yet my use of the CEO moniker opened
a door that would not have opened for me otherwise. It's a
bit of McLuhan's "the medium is the message" syndrome and that
is what reeled in all the sucke^H^H^H^H^Hinvestors during the
dotcommie days. People by and large WANT to be lead by the nose.
THey WANT to believe. How do you think people like Alexander
the Great, Julius Caesar, Napoleon, Hitler, Lenin, FDR, and GW
Bush get away with the things they get away with? Tell a big
enough lie with a straight enough face and I can sell you your
own underwear and have you walking away thinking you punked me
good.
People are very interesting critters and in some ways they are
predictable almost to the point of boring one to pain.