[TheForge] Everyones a Critic

[Andrew Vida]

On Wed, 15 Oct 2003 14:21:50 -0700, Ries Niemi <rniemi@fidalgo.net> wrote:

>
> I was doing a craft show in Beverly Hills one time, on the lawn next to 
> Santa Monica  Blvd, had my little booth set up, and these two girls come 
> in, late teens, maybe early twenties, oohing and aahing at my stuff. One 
> of em yells down the row of booths, "Hey mom-look at this cool stuff". In 
> comes the mother, takes a quick 180 around the booth, snorts, and says 
> "EHH, I dont like it". And Roseanne Barr walked out and down to the next 
> booth.

	What do you want from an unkempt pig-boor?  That woman is
	as disgusting an example of humanity as I'd never want to
	run into in a dark alley... unless it was so dark my poor
	eye would be spared the torment of having to take in her
	insufferably piggish countenance.  But then the stench of
	her vile personality would probably maim me for life.

	Can you tell I'm not a fan of Roseanne "I'm a disgusting
	subhuman pig-boor slob" Barr?

	God, that felt good.
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