[TheForge] pc amends ;) OT and offensive. <neener><neener><neener>

Thu Nov 13 11:26:10 2003

Andy did it ever occur to you that people are not interested in reading your
BS, I for one am tired of reading your constant posts. You seem to think
that you are very smart, than why can't you understand that people don't
like you!
Rowland with a w Smuck of Roseburg, OR
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From: "Andy Vida" <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Thursday, November 13, 2003 7:53 AM
Subject: Re: [TheForge] pc amends ;) OT and offensive.
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>
> Kevin Donahoe wrote:
> >
> > Thought this might make up for Andy's lack of cultural deoderant!
> >
> > 11) Descendants of cannibals apologize for eating missionary
> >     Scotsman [UK]
> >
> > "Villagers in a remote Fijian village staged long and elaborate
> > ceremonies of apology today to the relatives of a British missionary
> > their ancestors killed and ate 136 years ago.
>
> This is the sort of meaninglessly stupid shyte that leaves
> me shaking my head.  This is equivalent to white people
> in the 21st century apologizing for black slavery in the
> USA 150 years ago.  These attempts at assuaging guilt that
> doesn't even exist are amusing, in a pathetic sort of way,
> but it is a little perplexing as to how people this stupid
> are actually able to breathe without some mechanical
> device to help them figure out how.
>
> > The Reverend Thomas
> > Baker was killed in 1867 at Nabutautau, a remote community high in
> > the hills of the South Pacific island of Viti Levu. Residents say
> > their community has been cursed since the missionary and eight Fijian
> > followers were consumed.
>
> Oy gevalt!  The missionary did his work so well that his
> bullshit lives and thrives even 136 years post mortem!
>
> Personally, I think they should make it a national holiday
> and throw a big party, the only legitimate regret being
> the near-fatal indigestion they must have experienced from
> poisoning themselves with the consumption of such
> disease-carrying vermin as that.
>
> God bless them for nerve, that's all I can say.  As for the
> guilt: screw that noise.
>
> > Today they offered cows, specially woven
> > mats and 30 rare carved sperm whale teeth known as tabua to 10
>
> Compounding error upon error.  No wonder they were so
> easily conquered.  Sheesh.
>
> > Rev Baker, an intrepid Wesleyan missionary.
>
> Purveyor of all manner of beneficial things, as 136 years
> illustrates in vibrant shades of dull, leaden-grey guilt
> heaped upon people that have no connection to him or what
> were probably enormously righteous events five generations
> past!  Woohoo!  Somebody pass the bong!
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