[TheForge] Computer question

[Demon Buddha]

On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 11:54:50 -0500, Brian Emery <brian.emery@comcast.net> 
wrote:

>> I can hear the exchanges now:
>>
>> CSR: `allo, ogga booga nadobo mujiboo ne Dell.  Kuku no imba topo
>> nana suguti mobo?
>>
> etc.
>
> So, are you TRYING to work at being this offensive, or does it just come
> naturally to you?

	Dear god... someone pissed in this poor soul's cornflakes.

	Ease up there young fella... it's not that terribly serious.
	If you don't believe me, I heartily recommend you take the time
	today to visit a funeral home or the city morgue closest to you
	and take a long, hard look at where we're all heading.  If that
	doesn't put things into perspective for you, then you have my
	heartfelt sympathy.  No, I'm not being sarcastic.

	If we cannot make fun of one another and laugh at ourselves, I
	assert that the only decent thing to do is lie down and die,
	right here, right now, for we are truly bereft of anything
	worth living for.  Life without humor is not life, but mere,
	bland, colorless and flavorless existence.  I'd rather be dust.

	I hope your day gets better.

	-Andy