[TheForge] Taliban and Al Quaeda

Darrell [email protected]
Mon Sep 9 16:30:01 2002


The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Quaeda out of the mountains of
Afghanistan is to send in a team of Alabama Special Forces.

Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, and Cooter are being sent in with the following
information about the Taliban:

1. There is no limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.
5. Some are queer.
6. They don't like barbecue.
7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.

Should be over in just about a week.


Darrell

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