[TheForge] New Metal Finish from AFI - Metal Guaranteed Not Rust or Corrode Ever!

[April & Bill Clemens]

Anyone else see the product announcement by AFI for their new metal 
finish? It can be applied to any metal and once it drys the metal is 
guaranteed to not rust or corrode ever! Once the metal has been cleaned 
and polished you simply wipe it on and allow it to dry. Once it's 
dry(see note 1) you never have to treat it again.  An independent 
laboratory testing AFI's new finish says that preliminary results (based 
on samples tested before they were completely dry)that its all that 
AFI's new product name says it is.  Periodic results will be released as 
they complete environmental testing on samples that were allowed to 
completely dry before being installed in various environments for 
specified periods of time.

AFI says they will begin limited distribution as soon as the testing 
laboratory releases their 2nd monthly report on these test samples.  The 
product will be marketed under the name AFIction.  I can hardly wait!


note 1: To reach it's maximum effectiveness, AFI recommends that the 
application and drying be done in a zero percent humidity environment. 
If not, their guarantee is void unless the metal is periodically treated 
to remove and prevent rust and corrosion during drying.  Drying time 
varies for each metal and is based on environmental conditions.  For 
specific drying times consult the table on their website at:
http://www.aprilfoolsincorporated.com/itsafiction.html
(In no case will the drying time exceed 1/.000000001 years)


Bill Clemens
AFI consultant