[SOC] Corn Squeeze'ns

[Walter - K5EST]

Well now I have a little radio.....some call a SOB (shack on a belt) and it
also has a do-dad that tells me where I be at.......well I paid $200 bucks
to have a thing tell me where I am AT.......sheesh! It oughta have a deal
that can read my mind (the clean thoughts anyway) and talk to whoever is on
the other end of the QSO.

This thing, SOB, don't even have a hose connect to use my straight key or
Bug. It also don't do that FT8 deal, guess cuz their ain't no keyboard. I
miss RTTY and wonder where it ran off to?

Ham Radio is just not movin forward but now sideways.......yup, very soon
newbies can just jump in the IntroNet and get their Ham license. Now, ain't
that where that CB thing went sideways?

Maybe it's time to clean the contacts on the Spark transmitter so the sun
will not bother my transmissions :-)

Yuppers, I be duly approved to the SOC by them computer clouds and the
secret Secretary some time back and my numbers.....can't remembers!

Walter Dufrain - K5EST - Coordinator OzarkCon 2019
 *An ARRL approved Specialty Operating Convention*


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