[SOC] WHOLLY BATMAN, FISHERMEN.

[cptflak at foxinternet.com]

Welcome to the newbee's. Now you have to learn the secret handshake, buy the
right crackerjack with the decoder ring, run through the gauntlet of naked
native women with bullwhips thrashing your backside, and if you survive
that, you get to make your own certificate. 

  Hey, certificate, heck yes. Everyone has one of those. We make them up
ourselves. Mine is made out of wood and holds up the front porch first step
on the right side. The cats use it to sharpen their claws, adds more
character.

  With this exclusive club, the more unqualified you are, the higher up the
ladder you go. Hence, if you got all them other numbers of groups, you're
just a grunt. But the more you grunt using a real code key, NOT A KEYBOARD,
the more points you accumulate. Don't ask what you do with the points, its
sort of like self-doctoring of hypoprictodumbdectomy. ( Invented before the
Chineese acupuncture. ) - But, with it all you get more healthy. ( I didn't
say sane, just healthy.)

   Just remember, you can learn many things from this group, so long as you
ask the wrong question. 

   Welcome new SOC's, 

    Frank, WB7NZI, soc eleventwentysix.