[SOC] Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational

[David Evans]

Yep. That got stuck in my bozone

All the good numbers (54,55,56, 71,72, 73, 69,87, 88, several million)

David [G0EVA]

SOC# - I left it around here somewhere
{want to live longer - take a nap}
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-----Original Message-----
From: SOC [mailto:soc-bounces at mailman.qth.net] On Behalf Of Tom McCulloch
Sent: 23 March 2015 12:32
To: soc at mailman.qth.net
Subject: Re: [SOC] Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational

Mensa?  SOC?   Nope!

:-)

Tom WB2QDG
Soc# ...errr I forget

On 3/23/2015 5:48 AM, Bob Patten wrote:
> Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to
> take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
> changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
>
> Here are the winners:
> 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
> subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
>
> 2. Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.
>
> 3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
> you realize it was your money to start with.
>
> 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
>
> 5. Bozone? ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
> bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
> little sign of breaking down in the near future.
>
> 6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
> getting laid.
>
> 7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
>
> 8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
> person who doesn’t get it.
>
> 9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
>
> 10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
>
> 11. Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these
> really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s
> like, a serious bummer.
>
> 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
> consuming only things that are good for you.
>
> 13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
>
> 14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
> they come at you rapidly.
>
> 15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
> you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
>
> 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
> your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
>
> 17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
> the fruit you’re eating.
>
> ________________________
>
>

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