[SOC] Just in case you don't have Facebook...

[David Evans]

Huy Guys

Just in case you think that all girls are the same....

It is hard up North.

All the good numbers (54,55,56, 71,72, 73, 69,87, 88, several million)
David [G0EVA]
SOC - yes
{want to live longer – take a nap}
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-----Original Message-----
From: davidg4cli at gmail.com [mailto:davidg4cli at gmail.com] On Behalf Of David Sadler-Lockwood
Sent: 01 May 2014 08:35
To: humour at wdrs.org.uk
Subject: Just in case you don't have Facebook...

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A YORKSHIRE GIRL!......

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.
..The first man married a Greek girl
. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a Thai girl.
He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. ...

.The third man married a girl from Yorkshire.
He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table every day. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either, ...... but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down, he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he urinates.

73 Dave G4CLI


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Dr David J Sadler-Lockwood G4CLI
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