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[john bell]

Howard dies and waits in line for judgment. He notices that some souls go
right into heaven, while Satan throws others into a burning pit. But every
so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, the devil tosses it
aside. Curious, Howard asks Satan, "Excuse me, but why are you tossing them
aside instead of flinging them into hell with the others?"

"They're from England," Satan replies. "They're too wet to burn."