[SOC] A True Field Day Story

[Lenny Tamulonis]

This is a true story swearta god. This past Field Day we got permission to
set up in a hayfield here in Vermont.  There is a 2-holer outhouse on the
edge of the field and early Sunday morning when I went in to answer the call
of nature I met the farmer who had just finished and was pulling up his bib
overalls. As he turned around, a dime fell out his pocket, bounced on the
edge of the seat and fell down the hole.  He peered down the hole, put his
hand in his pocket, pulled out a five dollar bill and threw it down the hole
after the dime.

 

He saw me staring at him with my mouth open and in explanation said, "Well,
I ain't crawlin' down THERE for no ten-cents."

 

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

 

73 Len W1LVT