[SOC] FW: Way Out West

[john bell]

The sheriff of a small lawless town way out west walks into the 
saloon, and shouts for everyone's attention. "Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?" 
he asks.

"What's he look like?" asks one shoddy looking 
cowboy.

"Well," the sheriff answers, "he wears a brown paper hat, a brown 
paper waistcoat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper boots, brown paper pants, and 
a brown paper jacket."

"So what's he wanted for?" asks the same 
cowboy.

"Rustlin'," replies the 
sheriff.