[SOC] New Ticket

[Spencer G. Sholly]

Dow Pierce 5:41pm Aug 24 Something new: 
 THE NEW "OLD GEEZER" HAM LICENSE 

 A product of the FCC restructuring. 
 1. No testing required. The person is nominated by fellow hams. 
 2. No call sign needed. The old geezer can not remember it anyway. 
 3. No code; arthritis will hamper key use. 
 Can not remember the code anyway. 
 4. Voice communication; AM not SSB. The old geezer still has his equipment from the 40's and 50's. 
 5. Limited to 1 crystal controlled frequency on 80 meters. 
 No limit on power output. 
 6. Two way contacts are not needed. Just get on the air and start a monologue of complaints. 
 7. Hemroids, prostate, and the weather are favorite topics. 
 When are you an "OLD GEEZER"? Your friends [if still have some] and fellow hams will let you know. 
 8. The difference between an OLD FART and an OLD GEEZER? 
 The old geezer is a lost cause. 
 The old fart still has some cute old guy left in him

 ( Cant anyone Remember the Freq we meet on and whos NCS) 
 (You know we have a bad case of CRS)