[SOC] FW: The Farmer and the son

[john bell]

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed 
his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole 
event.
The man thought, “Great… he’s only four and I’m gonna have to start 
explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun – I’ll just let him ask, 
and I’ll answer.”
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son 
and said, “Well son, do you have any questions?”
“Just one, Dad.” gasped the 
still wide-eyed lad.
Just as the father is preparing his birds and bees 
story, his son asks “How fast was that calf going when he hit that 
cow?”