[SOC] A blonde's first football game

[john bell]

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had 
great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked 
her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, 
"especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't 
understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, 
her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team 
got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'