[SOC] Some Good Health Tips Here !

[David Evans]

REMEMBER - 
Bad news - Chocolate is TOXIC

Good news  - fatal dose in excess of 25kilos

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56s & 72s

David G0EVA
SOC# 988; EPC# 15902

"competence is tolerated - not encouraged"
"Want to live longer? Take nap"




-----Original Message-----
From: soc-bounces at mailman.qth.net [mailto:soc-bounces at mailman.qth.net] On Behalf Of BP
Sent: 29 May 2012 12:16
To: SOC Reflector
Cc: Audrey Turner; Bill Cunningham
Subject: [SOC] Some Good Health Tips Here !

>
> *Below are some very valuable & informative health tips that I thought
> you should be aware of.*
> **
> *Just trying to help out in any way I can.
> *
>
> **OMG! I THINK I JUST FOUND MY NEW CARDIOLOGIST!!!**
> **THIS EXPLAINS SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!! **
>
> *I**_love_ this Doctor!*
>
> *Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.
> Is this true? *
> A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste
> on exercise. Everything wear out eventually.. Speeding up heart not
> make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving
> faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.
>
> *Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? *
> A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine,
> that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of
> goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up!
>
> *Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? *
> A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, you ratio one to one. If
> you have two bodies, you ratio two to one, etc.
>
> *Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular
> exercise program? *
> A: No can think of single one, so sorry. My philosophy: No pain. . . .
> ..good!
>
> *Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? *
> A: *YOU NO LISTEN!* Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In
> fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad
> for you?!?
>
> *Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the
> middle? *
> A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger.
> You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.
>
> *Q: Is chocolate bad for me? *
> A: Are you crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best
> feel-good food around!
>
> *Q: Is swimming good for your figure? *
> A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me..
>
> *Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle? *
> A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!
>
> Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had
> about food and diets.
>
> And remember:
>
> *Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of
> arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather
> to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other
> - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO,
> what a ride!!"*
>
> AND.....
>
> For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
> nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those
> conflicting nutritional studies.
>
> 1.. The *JAPANESE* eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
> than Americans.
>
> 2. The *MEXICANS* eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
> Americans.
>
> 3. The *CHINESE* drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
> attacks than Americans.
>
> 4. The *ITALIANS *drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
> than Americans.
>
> 5. The *GERMANS* drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
> and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..
>
> *CONCLUSION*:* Eat and drink what you like.**Speaking **English **is
> apparently what kills you!*
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