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[Ian C. Purdie]

john bell wrote:
> It's very quiet

PONG BACK

Deathly quiet.

 From the local [literally] free news/advertising handout booklet.

"Things my Mother taught me"

1. My Mother taught me about "Anticipation":

"Just wait until your father gets home"

2. My Mother taught me about "Receiving":

"You are going to get it when he comes home"

3. My Mother taught me about "Meeting a challenge":

"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back 
to me!"

4. My Mother taught me about "Logic":

"If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the 
shops with me"

5. My Mother taught me about "Medical Science":

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way"

6. My Mother taught me about "Thinking ahead":

"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job"

7. My Mother taught me about "ESP":

"Put your jumper [sweater] on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

8. My Mother taught me about "Humour":

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me"

9. My Mother taught me about "Becoming an adult":

"If you don't eat your vegetables up, you'll never grow up"

10. My Mother taught me about "Sex":

"How do you think you got here?"

11. My Mother taught me about "Genetics":

"You're just like your father"

12. My Mother taught me about "Wisdom of age":

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand"

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13. My Mother taught me about "Justice":

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they all turn out like you...

Then you'll see what it's like!"


Thanks! :) 72/73's

Ian C. Purdie
Budgewoi N.S.W. Australia - Co-ords -S33° 13' 54.70", +E151° 33' 4.75"
VK2TIP "I'll give ya the TIP mate" QRP-L #1978. SOC #171 FP#91
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