[SOC] Fwd: FW: Seniors Golf

[john bell]

Arthur is 90 years old.

He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.

One day he arrives home looking downcast.

"That's it,"  he tells his wife.  "I'm giving up golf.  My eyesight has 
got so bad.  Once I've hit
the ball, I can't see where it went."

His wife sympathizes.  As they sit down, she has a suggestion:  "Why 
don't you take my
brother with you, and give it one more try."

"That's no good," sighs Arthur. "Your brother is a hundred and three.  
He can't help."

"He may be a hundred and three," says the wife, "but his eyesight is 
perfect."

So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his 
brother-in-law.

He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and squints down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law.  "Did you see the ball?"

"Of course I did!", says the brother-in-law.

"I have perfect eyesight."

"Where did it go?" asks Arthur.

"Can't remember."