[SOC] Definitions, words you just thought you knew

[Bob Patten]

ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds

AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do

BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage

BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with

CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate . . . get it? con and troll?

COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living

EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist

HEROES: What a guy in a boat does

LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money

MISTY: How golfers create divots

PARADOX: Two physicians

PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm

POLARIZE: What penguins see with

PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

RELIEF: What trees do in the spring

RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife

SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does

SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official
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73,  Bob Patten, N4BP                Plantation, FL

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