[SOC] Fwd: FW: A Kiwi and Melbourne Zoo

[john bell]

Subject: Fw: A Kiwi and Melbourne Zoo
 >>>> Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.
 >>>> Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult
 >>>> to
 >>>> handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem.
 >>>> The Gorilla was on heat.
 >>>>
 >>>> To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species
 >>>> available.
 >>>>
 >>>> While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed 
Colin , a
 >>>> big
 >>>> Kiwi lad & former, All Black, responsible for fixing the Zoo's
 >>>> machinery.
 >>>> Colin , like most Kiwis, seemed to be possessed with ample ability to
 >>>> satisfy a female of any species. So the Zoo administrators thought 
they
 >>>> might have a solution.
 >>>>
 >>>> Colin was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have
 >>>> Sex
 >>>> with the gorilla for $500?
 >>>> Colin showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
 >>>> over
 >>>> carefully.
 >>>>
 >>>> The following day, Colin  announced that he would accept their offer,
 >>>> but
 >>>> only under three conditions:
 >>>> "Fust," he said, "I don't want to have to kuss er."
 >>>> "Sicondly, you must niver niver tull anyone about thus."
 >>>> The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they
 >>>> asked
 >>>> what his third condition was.
 >>>> "Wull," said Colin , "You gotta give me another week to come up with
 >>>> the
 >>>> $500.

	

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