[SOC] Insults

[Tom Horton]

I resemble those remarks!
 Tom K5IID

-- Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!



Pericles (430 B.C.)                                                                                                             

                                       

"Socialism is a philosophy of failure,

the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy,

its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.."

-- Winston Churchill



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K5IID Tom Horton  Hillsboro, TX

E sorter for ARRL W5 bureau

Same call for 55 years!

--- On Thu, 8/30/12, BP <n4bp at bellsouth.net> wrote:

From: BP <n4bp at bellsouth.net>
Subject: [SOC] Insults
To: "SOC Reflector" <soc at mailman.qth.net>
Date: Thursday, August 30, 2012, 6:32 AM

When Insults Had Class

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got 
boiled down to 4-letter words.

The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, “If you were my husband I’d put poison in your coffee.”
He said, “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.”

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the 
gallows or of some unspeakable disease.”
“That depends, Sir,” said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or 
your mistress.”

“He had delusions of adequacy.” – Walter Kerr

“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” – 
Winston Churchill

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great 
pleasure.” Clarence Darrow

“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the 
dictionary.” -William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time 
reading it.” – Moses Hadas

“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved 
of it.” – Mark Twain

“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends..” – Oscar 
Wilde

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a 
friend…. if you have one.” – George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second…. if there is 
one.” – Winston Churchill, in response.

“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” – 
Stephen Bishop

“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” – John Bright

“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.” 
– Irvin S. Cobb

“He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.” – 
Samuel Johnson

“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” – 
Charles, Count Talleyrand

“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on 
it?” – Mark Twain

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” – Mae West

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go..” – 
Oscar Wilde

“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts.. . for support 
rather than illumination. ” – Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” – Billy Wilder

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” – Groucho Marx
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