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1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April.
The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?

Doesn't matter, they're dead now, "had"...

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall
and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

Meat.

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in
the world?

The highest one.

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet
by four feet?

All the dirt on the sides and bottom.

5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the
summer. How is this possible?

If like my twit sister-in-law allows, that's when the whiney little prick 
wants to celebrate it, aside from that, he probably lives in Oz.

7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg.
Why not?

Even if I had a camera, I don't know a man with a wooden leg in california.

8. What was the President’s Name in 1975?

Which president?

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in second
place, what place would you be in now?

A bad place, the guy who was in second is a rotten SOB and is going to stab 
you in the back, get back to third!

10. Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The
yolk of the egg is white”?

“The yolk of the egg is white", it's correct to say, but not accurate.

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the
other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in
another field?

5+4=1, duh.

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What?  Oh, for Christ sake...