[SOC] Our Lighter Side

[Bob Patten]

Joke of the day on "Our Lighter Side", distantly related to current 
subject by way of "joke" and "long list".  But being SOC anyhow, who cares..

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a
Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, an American, an
Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian,
a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a
Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani,
a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a
Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman
Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan,
a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a
Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian,
a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a
Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a
Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a
Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian,
an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a
Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan,
a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean,
a Kyrgyz, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an
Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a
Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian
and a Kenyan walked into a fine restaurant. The maître d’
scrutinized the group one by one and then turned them all away
proclaiming, “Sorry, you can’t come in here without a Thai.”

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73,     Bob Patten, N4BP                Plantation, FL

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