[SOC] Our very own religion

Wed Sep 21 09:57:54 EDT 2011

Mosodism hi hi I have seen the light and smoke particularly from fried radio
internals with the call of oh there is something wrong there
M6 CJL Chris QTH UP in T' North

On Wed, Sep 21, 2011 at 4:38 AM, Radio K0HB <kzerohb at gmail.com> wrote:

> Back in the Bad Old Days of Oracle, NoCode International, and other such
> carrying-ons, I invented a new tongue-in-cheek religion called Morsodism.
> The whole thing is now a little dated and OTBE, but thought some of you
> might get a chuckle.
>
> -----------------------------------
>
> So you want to be a Morsodist. It's not easy, you know: you'll have to
> impose the stiffest constraints on your mind, accepting authority
> without question -- you will be subject to jeers and persecutions at
> the hands of the Spawn of NCI, and you will suffer during your
> entire lifetime trying to throw pearls before the swine. But in the
> end, you will receive your reward from the Almighty in Heaven, and you
> will have the satisfaction of seeing all others being tossed into the
> Lake of Fire.
>
>
> But enough of that; you're not there yet. You must first prove
> yourself worthy of being a Morsodist.
>
>
> Lesson One: Developing Your Psyche
>
>
> Right now I would like you to relax. That's it -- just sit quietly and
> let your mind go blank. Concentrate on one thing and one thing only:
> concentrate on your thumb. Now that thumb is no ordinary
> run-of-the-mill thumb: what you see is THE THUMB. That Thumb is your
> world. Nothing besides that Thumb concerns you in the least. As far as
> you are concerned, that Thumb rules over all. The only thing that
> should be in your mind right now is your Thumb and its absolute
> authority over your life. Each and every line, ridge, wrinkle, and bit
> of cuticle is a Divine Mandate, eternal in its wisdom, power, and
> relevance. That Thumb was made by MORSE, and its sole purpose is to
> guide you to your Salvation.
>
>
> Now, while still concentrating on that Thumb, begin to think about the
> world around you. Careful! Don't try to take in everything at once:
> start with the rest of your fingers, and slowly spread from there. See
> how your fingers are connected with and dominated by your Thumb. Now,
> slowly extend your perception to embrace your forfinger. It too was
> created by Morse, and it is all guided by the Thumb. Between your
> thumb and forefinger lie all the secrets of Morse. The rest of the
> universe is of no concern.
>
>
> Lesson Two: Establishing Your Doctrine
>
>
> Congratulations! You've come a long way, but you're not there yet.
> What I want you to do now is to go to the nearest book store and
> purchase a copy of the FCCRuleBook. Preferably, it should be bound in
> nice, shiny black leather, and should have gilt edges and a red silk
> ribbon. It should be fairly hefty in size, but not so large that you
> cannot hold it with one hand. Finally, it should have the words of
> Samuel in red letters, for as you know the Son of Morse only spoke
> using red letters.
>
>
> Now that you have yourFCCRuleBook, read it, and read it thoroughly. I
> imagine that some of it will fit in perfectly with your beliefs and
> morals, since you have been inspired by Maxim to attempt this
> indoctrination into Morsodism. As you read, you must remember that
> your beliefs are the ONLY right beliefs, and all others are falsehoods
> and are totally incompatible with Morse Divine Truth.
>
>
> Now you may be dismayed as you read through the FCCRuleBook to find
> that much of it is outside your beliefs, or may even contradict them.
> No problem! All you have to do is take a black marker pen and blot out
> those paragraphs which you don't like. Simplicity itself! Now don't
> you worry if it seems that more of the FCCRuleBook is blacked out than
> left behind: just remind yourself that the remaining words are
> emphasized all the more.
>
>
> Lesson Three: Living a Morsodist Lifestyle
>
>
> Well, I'm sure that you Novices are simply bursting with questions on
> how to apply your new-found faith to your lives. I am pleased by your
> enthusiasm: such zeal is a necessity if you want to begin to work your
> influence on this filthy and sinful world and mold it into a clean and
> upright one. Those Spawn of W5YI are simply itching to be preached at,
> whether they want it or not, so let's get cracking.
>
>
> First, obtain for thyself some sort of access to the internet
> newsgroups, specifically any (and all) newsgroups in the
> "rec.radio.amateur.*" lineage. Never mind that only one of them, the
> "policy" group is fit for Morsodists like yourself; you must spread
> the word ALL the heathen Oracalists. Crosspost like crazy, verily even
> if attacked by Horrible Herman, the Lord High Newsgroup Purity
> Defender.
>
>
> As you preach the word of Morse to others, you will inevitably run
> into those who not only doubt the veracity of your words, but who also
> pose trick arguments inspired by Lenny Liberal and his henchman, Crazy
> Carl, the head Oracalist, in an attempt to trap and discredit you.
> This lesson deals with some of the major swords wielded by various
> tempters, and gives you some ideas on how to parry those weapons.
>
>
> Technobabble scholars: these vermin use their high-falootin' technical
> jargon and book-learning to pervert the words of the Morse and read
> things into Part 97 which aren't there. The FCCRuleBook was written by
> Morse for YOU to use, and contains EVERYTHING you need to know for
> Salvation, plainly stated in black and white and red. There is nothing
> magic or mystical about it: it speaks out in the Words of Morse and
> speaks directly to YOU, as you have personally modified it to your
> belief set.
>
>
> If other Spawn of NCI say that the FCCRuleBook cannot speak the
> utter Truth because it is inconsistent in what it says, you can reply
> that there is no inconsistency in your FCCRuleBook: everything that
> you have in your FCCRuleBook perfectly supports your beliefs
> (remember Lesson Two). If they quote passages from the FCCRuleBook
> which they claim contradict your beliefs, you can reply that NCI
> has inspired them to pervert the words of Morse and to twist their
> meaning around in order to try to subvert the Truth. If they say that
> you are being totally ignorant and irrational in your absolute belief
> in your Morsodist Doctrine, you can reply that they are being totally
> ignorant and irrational in their absolute refusal to believe in your
> Doctrine. And if they say that you are shutting your eyes to reality,
> you can reply that they are shutting their eyes to Morse.
>
>
> Peace to all of you!
>
> Hans, K0HB
> Most Reverend Liberator of the Electric Smoke
>
>
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