[SOC] Hallowenn Short ones

[Spencer Sholly]

Halloween Short Ones
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> Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton?
> A. Napoleon bone-apart.
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> Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
> A. The Vampire State Building.
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> Q. What do Italian's eat on Halloween?
> A. Fettuccine Afraid-o.
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> Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and
> thirsty on Halloween?
> A. Ghoul-aid!!!
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> Q. What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
> A. Wrap!!!!!
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> Q. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
> A. Sour-puss.
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> Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
> A: He had no guts.
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> Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
> A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
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> Q. What's a monster's favorite bean?
> A. A human bean.
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> Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
> A. A sand-witch.
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> Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
> A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
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> Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
> A. Ghoul.
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> Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
> A. For the Boos.
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> Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire?
> A. He was all bite and no bark.
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> Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
> A. He didn't have a haunting license.
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> Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
> A. He had no body to dance with.
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> Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
> A. At the casketeria.
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> Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
> A. He is mist.
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> Q. Where did the goblin throw the football?
> A. Over the ghoul line.
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> Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a
> bonfire?
> A. A toasty ghosty.
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> Q. Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
> A. He heard it had great circulation.
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> Q. What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
> A. Whipped scream.
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> Q. What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day?
> A. Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
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> Q. What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?
> A. Dead ends.
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> Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday?
> A. Fangsgiving.
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> Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
> A. Mas-scare-a.
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> Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
> A. To go to the body shop.
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> Q. What happens when two vampires meet?
> A. It was love at first bite!
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