[SOC] Random Acts of Thinking

[Spencer Sholly]

> Random Acts of Thinking
> 
> I want to become a vegetarian, but I'm not sure I can quit
> eating meat cold turkey.
> 
> I wear glasses. Doesn't that mean that *everything* I see is
> an optical illusion?
> 
> I paid my psychiatrist with a reality check.
> 
> Do fishermen live in the reel world?
> 
> You want to know a really, really hugely annoyingly bad
> habit? Over-exaggeration.
> 
> I may not be a great artist, but I am really good at drawing
> a blank.
> 
> My wife and I love each other. I rub her back and she
> massages my ego.
> 
> When he who lives in a glass house invites he who is without
> sin for dinner, bad things can happen.
> 
> You can't stop progress, but you can unplug a good chunk of
> it.
> 
> A chrysanthemum by any other name ... would be easier to
> spell.
> 
> Some days the best thing about my job is that the chair
> spins.
> 
> My life no longer needs an extreme makeover. Now it just
> needs a complete do over.
> 
> A friend of mine has a nose ring. She keeps the volume
> pretty low, though, and sets it to "vibrate" at the movies.
> 
> I'm not too handy with tools. I once got my finger caught in
> a screwdriver.
> 
> Yesterday I pushed my luck. It was clearly too weak to move
> by itself.