[SOC] Are You Qualified for SOC?

[Jim Reicher]

Wasn't it Idi Amin?



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> From: Quikhooligan <quikhooligan at yahoo.com>
> To: Second Class Operators' Club <soc at mailman.qth.net>
> Sent: Sat, October 1, 2011 7:06:05 PM
> Subject: Re: [SOC] Are You Qualified for SOC?
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> 8. What was the President’s Name in 1975?
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> President of which country? 
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> SOC is a global organization.  No, make that a universal organization. Mustn't 
>forget those Martian SOC members.
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> Here are the answers
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> 1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. 
> The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?
> Answer: Johnny of course.
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> 2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches 
> tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
> Answer: Meat.
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> 3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in 
> the world?
> Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn’t discovered yet. [You're not very 
> good at this are you?]
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> 4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet 
> by four feet?
> Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.
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> 5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
> Answer: Incorrectly
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> 6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the 
> summer. How is this possible?
> Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
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> 7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. 
> Why not?
> Answer: You can’t take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera (or 
> a cell phone) to take pictures.
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> 8. What was the President’s Name in 1975?
> Answer: Same as is it now – Barack Obama [Oh, come on ....]
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> 9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in second 
> place, what place would you be in now?
> Answer: You would be in second.. Well, you passed the person in second 
> place, not first.
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> 10. Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The 
> yolk of the egg is white”?
> Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]
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> 11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the 
> other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in 
> another field?
> Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one 
> big stack.
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> You can go back to sleep now ….
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> 73,     Bob Patten, N4BP                Plantation, FL
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