[SOC] Did I read that right?

[john bell]

*_Did I Read That Sign Right?_*
*TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW*
*_In A Laundromat:_*
*AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE 
LIGHT GOES OUT*
*_In A Memphis Department Store_**_:_*
*BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS*
*_In An Office:_*
*WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT 
BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN*
*_In An Office:_*
*AFTER COFFEE BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE COFFEE POT AND STAND UPSIDE 
DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD*
*_Outside A Second-Hand Shop:_*
*WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING 
YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?*
*_Notice In Health Food Shop Window:_*
*CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS*
*_Spotted In a Safari Park:_*
*ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR*
*_Seen during a Conference:_*
*FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON 
THE 1ST FLOOR*
*_Notice In A Farmer's Field:_*
*THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL 
CHARGES.*
*_Message On A Leaflet:_*
*IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS*
*_On A Repair Shop Door:_*
*WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL 
DOESN'T WORK)*
*Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the 
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe 
even a chuckle).
*