[SOC] Back "On Topic" wish

[Tom Osborne]

Finn wrote:

I could use a couple of good LOLs today.
Somebody please, get back on "SOC Topic"
If there isn't one already, please start a Yahoo group called Politics and
carry on your sad stories there.
#791



Hi Finn

Yes, there are actually a lot of other thing we could discuss.  Such as:

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it 
considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?

If you work in a coffee shop, where do you go for break?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean 
them?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain 
silent?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?  73

Tom W7WHY