[SOC] Non-Deep Thoughts

[Bob Patten]

 From Our Lighter Side
http://ourlighterside.com/category/our-lighter-side/

Non-Deep Thoughts:

I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.

I had amnesia once — or twice.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart. Now what?

Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible … and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows 
up, he’ll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

Is there another word for synonym?
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More Non-Deep Thoughts:

Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?

The speed of time is one second per second.

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What’s another word for thesaurus?

Is Marx’s tomb a communist plot?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a 
man who can’t get his pants off.

It’s not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

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73,     Bob Patten, N4BP                Plantation, FL

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