[SOC] Time is Relative

[Ian C. Purdie]

Spencer Sholly wrote:
>> The fellow asked, "Will this help me live longer?"
>>
>> "No," said the pastor, "but it will make what time you do
>> have seem like forever."

Scotland's ugliest woman honoured:

..."Sir Gideon Murray, the King's Treasurer, despaired of finding a 
match for his unattractive daughter. Then a cattle raider, Willie Scott, 
was caught red-handed stealing his stock. Sir Gideon came up with the 
perfect punishment - marry his daughter or hang.

Legend says that Scott was initially so appalled at the prospect that he 
opted for death. Only when he saw the noose hanging from the gallows 
tree did he decide he was better off wed than dead...


Full Story:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/scotlands-ugliest-woman-honoured-1095961.html


Thanks! :) 72/73's

Ian C. Purdie
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