[SOC] Time is Relative

[Spencer Sholly]

 Time Is Relative
> 
> A fellow went to the doctor, who told him that he had a bad
> illness and only a year to live. So the fellow decided to
> talk to his pastor. After the man explained his situation,
> he asked his pastor if there was anything he could do.
> 
> "What you should do is go out and buy a late 70's or early
> 80's model Dodge pickup," said the pastor. "Then go get
> married to the meanest woman you can find, and buy
> yourselves an old trailer house in the panhandle of
> Oklahoma."
> 
> The fellow asked, "Will this help me live longer?"
> 
> "No," said the pastor, "but it will make what time you do
> have seem like forever."
>