[SOC] Old lady

[Tom Osborne]

BlankAn old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an 
embarrassing problem:

"I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have 
no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty 
times. What can I do?"

"Here's a prescription, Mrs. Barker. Take these pills three times a day for 
seven days and come back and see me in a week."

The next week, an upset Mrs. Barker marched into Dr. Johnson's office: "Doc, 
I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting 
just as much, and they're still soundless, but now they smell terrible! What 
do you have to say for yourself?"

"Calm down, Mrs. Barker," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed 
your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing!"