[SOC] Re : True love

[Tom Osborne]

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead 
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, 
but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass 
eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches 
out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. 
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a 
wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by 
drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares 
his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her 
place for a nightcap ......... and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, 
wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the 
trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! "You 
know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy 
you meet?"

"No," she replies........."


She says,



"You just happened to catch my eye."