[SOC] Nervous Minister

[Spencer Sholly]

Nervous Minister
> 
> A nervous young minister, new to the church, told the flock,
> "For my text today, I will take the words, 'And they fed
> five men with five thousand loaves of bread and two thousand
> fishes.'"
> 
> A member of the flock raised his hand and said, "That's not
> much of a trick. I could do that."
> 
> The minister didn't respond. However, the next Sunday he
> decided to repeat the text. This time he did it properly:
> "And they fed five thousand men with five loaves of bread
> and two fishes."
> 
> Smiling, the minister said to the noisy man, "Could you do
> that, Mr. Perkins?"
> 
> The member of the flock said, "I sure could."
> 
> "How would you do it?"
> 
> "With all the food I had left over from last Sunday!"
>