[SOC] Old may

[Tom Osborne]

      A man goes to visit his 85 year old grandpa.

      "How are you, Grandpa?" he asks.
      "Feeling fine," says the old man.

      "What's the food like?"

      "Terrific, wonderful menus."

      "And the nursing?"

      "Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."

      "What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"

      "No problem at all, nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they 
bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go 
out like a light."

      The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off
      to question the Sister in charge. "What are you people doing?!" he 
says, "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely 
that can't be true?"

      "Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him 
a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The 
hot chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of 
bed."