[SOC] Farmers

[Spencer Sholly]

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Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a 
gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual 
striptease in front of an old green John Deere tractor. 

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides 
off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He 
then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, 
lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed 
plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it 
apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final 
flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap 
onto a pile of hay. 

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,"What the heck are you 
doing, Billy Bob?" 

"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously 
embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble 
lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do 
'something sexy to a tractor'."