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[Bob Nielsen]

On Christmas Eve a couple was Christmas shopping at the mall, which was packed. As she walked along, the wife looked up, noticed her husband was no where to be seen, and became very upset because they had a lot of shopping to finish. She took her cell phone from her purse, called her husband's cell and asked him where he was.
 
Sensing just how upset his wife was, in a calm voice he said, "Honey, remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace we couldn't afford but I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
 
As she trembled and began to cry softly, she replied, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
 
"Well," he said, "I'm in the bar next to it."