[SOC] Ten Thoughts to Ponder

[Bob Patten]

     Ten Thoughts to Ponder

     Number 10
     Life is sexually transmitted.

     Number 9
     Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
     die.

     Number 8
     Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
     erection, make him a sandwich .

     Number 7
     Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to
     use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe
     years.

     Number 6
     Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you
     still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

     Number 5
     Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
     hospitals, dying of nothing.

     Number 4
     All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
     attention to criticism.

     Number 3
     Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial
     tax cut saves you $30.00?

     Number 2
     In the '60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
     world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

     And The Number 1 Thought
     Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might
     burn your ass tomorrow.

     - - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old
     age--it doesn't last that long."


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73,     Bob Patten, N4BP                Plantation, FL

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