[SOC] Blonde Mortician

[Jim Reicher]

At least he had a good head on his shoulders.

Jim
W0HV



----- Original Message ----
From: Mike Besemer (WM4B) <mwbesemer at cox.net>
To: Second Class Operators' Club <soc at mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Mon, May 3, 2010 7:30:38 PM
Subject: Re: [SOC] Blonde Mortician

Okay... I did NOT see that coming!

Mike
WM4B

-----Original Message-----
From: soc-bounces at mailman.qth.net [mailto:soc-bounces at mailman.qth.net] On
Behalf Of Walter - K5EST
Sent: Monday, May 03, 2010 8:26 PM
To: Second Class Operators' Club
Subject: [SOC] Blonde Mortician

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an
expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she
would like the body dressed.

She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he
is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband
looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.

She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't
care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit
for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for the wake.

To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue
suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly ...

She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very
satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful.
How much did you spend?'

To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the
blank check.

'There's no charge,' she says.

'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue
suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased
gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in  shortly after you
left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife
if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and
she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice. . . . . . . .....

So I just switched the heads.'


Oink..........de Walter - K5EST
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